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Bavarian slang for a throbbing tumescence. Linguists agree on the first two syllables as derivative of "hoser" as well as the last two syllables as representing a penis." There is disagreement regarding whether "pumperupen" refers to the engorgement process or, possibly, the act of mounting.
Underneath his lederhosen was a burgeoning hoserpumperupendiken he tried to control as Heidi lifted her skirt and yodeled.
by Essar December 28, 2020
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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