Hoseasons are faggots. They're always short as fuck although they may say they will grow, they will not. Despite having the mental iq of a mole rat they always have something to say. Hoseasons are lovable creatures and if u find one never let her go, although u might lose her due to how short she is.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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