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Hose Slap /v/ the act of when a male dick slaps his partner while he ejaculates
"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"
by Kegs47 August 24, 2016
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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