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A person who engages in horrible-like / ugly behaviour on a not so frequent or frequent basis.
1-Going to the club wearing running shoes, merits the title of hortzo.

2- The Hortzo went out drinking for the third time this week on a week night.

3-Look at that Hortzo, sitting on the apartment dining table in only his boxers
by Harry Ronaldo July 26, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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