A certain person who works at a certain large Diy store in the north lincolnshire area who goes out of her way to piss everyone off in every way she can think of.

Not only this but this certain person seems to be in love with horses and fantasises over them at night in her stable with her fuckin' sugar lumps and fuckin' salt lick!

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.