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A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk
The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf
by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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ima keep it a buck fifty when a crackhead asks for that horser fucking run
Crackhead: yo you got that horser on you

You: The fuck is a horser
by hawk__ January 20, 2021
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A horser can be whatever you want it to be becuase nobody seems to know what a fucking horser is
The crackhead at the gas staion leans in and asks yo you got that horser on you?
by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020
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