Urban Dictionary: Horser

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A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk

The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf

by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020

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Optimus probably misheard the guy lol.

Guy: Hey you got that horser on you.
Optimus:

by Jongulo bunguloj Brongulus III December 11, 2020

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