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to get screwed over.
breaks mom totally Horsecocked him last night when she asked him to take out the trash while he was playing sonic 06.
by Lethal Lahoodat November 02, 2013
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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To lose the girl to the man with the largest penis in the room.
I totally would have banged her last night but I was Horsecocked by Johnny.
by SSM239 January 01, 2020
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