To masturbate while sobbing.
After coming home early and finding his wife having sex with the next-door neighbor, Tim, who is a giant pussy, pouted his way to the bathroom, locked the door and horse-whispered.
by Rawdiggidy March 07, 2010
by paul smtih February 01, 2008
one who whispers to horses or whorses, especially in an attempt to git frisky with the horse or whorse
by billy the whorse whisperer November 18, 2003
An extremely good looking young woman with blonde hair who is an equine student, and on occasion likes to whisper (have sex) for fun...
by Pony Whisperer December 04, 2007
A person who whispers unnesassarily, in an attempt to be discreet, but usually ends up drawing negative attention to himself, and the uninvolved victim which he choosed to whisper to. In the process, the horse-whisperer usually violates personal space.
Used as a verb:
Girl- "Why were you and Vinnie whispering about me when I walked by? It was SO obvious!"
Innocent Bystandard- "What? I had no idea what he was even talking about, that fool just Horse-Whispered me outta nowhere!?!"
Used as an adjective:
#1- "What was Vinnie just whispering to you about?"
#2- "I have no idea, I wasn't paying attention... but I guess that's why they call him the horse-whisperer."
Girl- "Why were you and Vinnie whispering about me when I walked by? It was SO obvious!"
Innocent Bystandard- "What? I had no idea what he was even talking about, that fool just Horse-Whispered me outta nowhere!?!"
Used as an adjective:
#1- "What was Vinnie just whispering to you about?"
#2- "I have no idea, I wasn't paying attention... but I guess that's why they call him the horse-whisperer."
by Vinnie Maggiulli October 12, 2007
by 888888John888888 January 08, 2009
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