1. a very annoying female that loves horses and talks about horses all the fucking time. She draws horses on her binders, dreams about horses, and even has sex with horses.
by birdsdeservenocake March 23, 2006
Has some deeper than normal connection to riding horses and doing horse related things since a young age. The reason as to why someone can be so connected to riding horses is not completely clear, perhaps it is due to sexual arousal from repeated vagina on jostling saddle contact. Normally quiet, introverted, socially awkward girls. Not nerdy in the traditional term of videogames, anime, internet, etc. Nerdy in the sense of odd hobbies. There is a high likelihood of being catholic or religious. This overall describes a very vanilla and bland person, so horse related hobbies largely define this person's character in totality. Overall, they can be mildly attractive personally and physically but not more than average.
Of course personal variations occur between all horse girls.
Of course personal variations occur between all horse girls.
Person 1: Hey, have you met (generic white girl name)?
Person 2: Yeah, she wouldn't really talk much, kinda awkward too... I struggled to talk to her about anything... I noticed she mentioned something about horses and had some horse related apparel.
Person 1: I know, (generic white girl name) is probably a horse girl, just look how undefined and innocent she is.
Person 2: Totally vanilla.
Person 2: Yeah, she wouldn't really talk much, kinda awkward too... I struggled to talk to her about anything... I noticed she mentioned something about horses and had some horse related apparel.
Person 1: I know, (generic white girl name) is probably a horse girl, just look how undefined and innocent she is.
Person 2: Totally vanilla.
by The #1 Defenestrator September 13, 2017
A girl who always talks about horses, and given the option she'd probably pop it back for a horse. Dream date; centaur. Must have a white jacket.
guy one: bro did you see Alyssa in gym class today? her gallop wasn't as pretentious today.
guy two: bro she's a horse girl, she probably got her back busted by her horse last night.
guy two: bro she's a horse girl, she probably got her back busted by her horse last night.
by twentysquaredplustwenty February 28, 2020
friend: bro that horse girl is following you
me: yea dude every night she knocks on my door and yells my name
me: yea dude every night she knocks on my door and yells my name
by campbutmakeit_concentration_ January 12, 2020
by BbbrokenMelodyyy February 17, 2019
by Rylee from Tea September 13, 2019
Girls that ride and love horses. ALL CRAZY and not the cool kinky kind. They will come to meet you at college and hookup with your roommates
Buddy: Did you hook up with that horse girl?
Me: I don’t know. I got really drunk once she started hitting on your brother.
Buddy: oh yeah by the way you owe me 5 beers
Me: I don’t know. I got really drunk once she started hitting on your brother.
Buddy: oh yeah by the way you owe me 5 beers
by Sarah_is_crazy September 05, 2018