Noun - A legendary fail or f@#k up.

Noun - A person who is constantly accident prone, stubbing their toe or getting random burns or cuts.

One who regualrly attends the gym and the tanning bed. Who has intercourse in bathrooms, and frolics in fountains. He is one who parties hard 6 days a week and pulls lots of women.

(v) to cut off a member of your walking party (gang), it is preformed with a slow drift to the left or right in front of the adjacent walker. after cutting in front of the receipient the horowitzer is to slow down making walking for the receipient impossible. Usually preformed by jewish boys around the age of 16.

to intentionally try to slip your penis into a girl's anus while having sex, without telling her first

A pathological inability to acquire Wheat Thins.

To be paranoid of opposing political philosophy that you go on Witch Hunts to eliminate people from the High Education based purely Guilt by Association basis
To be Horowitz crazy you need to have Authoritarian Stalinist streak with a obsession of being Politically Correct. As well as being able to act persecuted when you don't get your way.

He is the author of the number one bestselling Alex Rider books and the power of five series.