Noun - A legendary fail or f@#k up.

Noun - A person who is constantly accident prone, stubbing their toe or getting random burns or cuts.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

One who regualrly attends the gym and the tanning bed. Who has intercourse in bathrooms, and frolics in fountains. He is one who parties hard 6 days a week and pulls lots of women.