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When you are horny most of the time from being sex deprived.
Ana: Jessica, have you had sex lately?

Jessica: Nah! i feel like such a hornmuffin!
by bean bean the sex fein March 15, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)
{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!
by Fouldsy March 10, 2008
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