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When your dick gets so hard it feels like it is about to break through the skin. It's a combination of two words, Hernia and Horny.
Jay was so attracted to Eve that he got a Hornia every time she was around.
by Jaythecrazyandwackyguy November 09, 2009
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The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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Short-hand for Horn of Africa
She's from Hornia
by readyforthemoon55 September 17, 2019
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When Yannis Koliopoulos gets too horny and takes it out on his friends.
I AM GETTING ATTACKED BY HORNIA
by HORNIA February 14, 2019
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when a middle aged man picks up his mistress in a moment of passion and causes himself internal damage.
boris gave him self a right bad hornia when picking up jennifer
by eno deka May 08, 2021
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