The funniest man alive with a tiny cock and all the ladies hate him but all the guys love this mofo.

That fit but strict PE teacher who gives more shits about the right trousers for PE than a student with a broken neck

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole

the act of thumbing a girls anus in an attempt to pull out a turf plumb

Ugly grandma bitch with ugly nappy hair who thinks he’s funny And talks trash because she has no friends and she’s only friends with fake people. She only dates short people and she thinks she’s so cool because she has A cups.

Some one that is standing at least one metre away and is not apart of a conversation and yet they still add information