Urban Dictionary: Horker

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A species of animal found in the video game Skyrim.

Horkers resemble huge blubbery walruses with three tusks and large whiskers protruding from their faces.

"I can't believe you ate all the pizza, you are such a Horker"!
"Lisa is such a fatty. I just saw her put down three cheeseburgers like a Horker".

by KarmaKastaway March 19, 2012

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Horker

1. A mythical creature that resides along the Northern perimeter of Skyrim usually in freezing temperatures.

2. Someone who is very annoying or just generally unliked by the majority of people.

1. In my adventures of Skyrim i have encountered many dangerous horkers which have threatened my chance at survival

2. Man, that kid tries to be so cool, he's such a horker

by dburbs January 25, 2012

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horker

one who horks, steals.
a thief

i can't believe that horker stole my parking spot.

i stole my stapler back from your desk, horker.

by jesster23 April 27, 2009

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horker

One who horks. To hork is to utter the sound "hork!" in a plaintive manner as in an appeal for affection, or in an emphatic manner as when greeting friends.

My wife and I have become avid horkers, which has puzzled our friends somewhat.

by J. Penrovich March 08, 2008