Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
by swaggafied3 December 05, 2011
The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.
by Coconut Tentacle Monster December 08, 2018
An insult, meaning extremely boring, almost to the degree of being asleep, like you're talking with a person that is comatose.
That guy is so horizontal, I thought my blank stare was going to get stuck on my face and I would forever be under suspicion of being a serial killer.
by WordzGuy April 02, 2011
to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.
by thenico March 09, 2009
by FREAK303 June 26, 2011
by juss_peachie January 16, 2006
1. Being in a horizontal and vertical state.
2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.
2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.
by Toasty1 October 11, 2009