an object or line that is ;

1) on its side
2) on its back
Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
by swaggafied3 December 05, 2011
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The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.
"Man I just gotta get horizontal." - Trevan
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An insult, meaning extremely boring, almost to the degree of being asleep, like you're talking with a person that is comatose.
That guy is so horizontal, I thought my blank stare was going to get stuck on my face and I would forever be under suspicion of being a serial killer.
by WordzGuy April 02, 2011
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The desire to eliminate all things vertical and to alway be laying down, horizontally.
Mo has been in bed all day, he must have horizontalism.
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to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.
by thenico March 09, 2009
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to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also
"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."
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