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A force of nature that causes all things to fail.
Example a: I was totally going to be on time for work, but Horizon Realty made me drive into a tree.

Example b: “Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon Realty thinks it’s okay.”
by subieguy July 30, 2009
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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