A genuine, sexy guy who's crazy and faithful. Rather freaky but lovable 💞

Horace is a nice guy and really loves to care for people, he only wants the best for people, he can be really freaky at times and can be annoying but he’s really chill but when he shows love and appreciation, if u don’t accept it don’t come running for him, HE HAS A HUGE ASS COCK

A Prominent posterior that possesses qualities similar to one of a high quality prostitute.

Horace is a polite way of saying whore ass, because it sounds like horses.

An 80 year old man who just wants to come out of the closet. He has spent his life playing golf, but now just wants to strip. You can find him at your local gay bar, dancing his heart out. (he might be having an affair with your father)

A slang term for the clitoris: clit-'horace'.

The mole previously described as the unfortunate carrier of the repulsive growth better known as Jim.
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