Hopscotch

Another word for something that is top notch.

"Call of Duty 4 is hopscotch."

"Oi! Nando's Wings are a proper hopscotch meal."

by Tizz Mizzle November 29, 2007

Hopscotch

AKA Hop, Hoppy.

Insane french. Sexy and cool.

The Hoppy started to go on about the hippopothamus, but I was too distracted by his one eyed baby. That sexy beast.

by Ciarin January 7, 2004

Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.

Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

by babysealclubsamich August 28, 2007

honeypot hopscotch

When a male has sex with multiple females who are lying on top of each other, giving each one thrust before moving on to the next.

Man, it was awesome. Emily, Sarah, and Samantha all got drunk last night and let me pull a honeypot hopscotch on them.

by T-Bone 1980 April 21, 2017

dick hopscotch

WHEN BITCHES HOP FROM ONE DICK TO ANOTHER LIKE ITS A GAME

RANDOM: GURL ZANAYAH WAS JUST WITH KENNY LAST WEEK NOW SHE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.

by JIGGY TEE December 1, 2016

chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

by bilnyethescienceguy696969 March 20, 2016

California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.

Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022