The Hoppy started to go on about the hippopothamus, but I was too distracted by his one eyed baby. That sexy beast.
by Ciarin January 07, 2004
When a male has sex with multiple females who are lying on top of each other, giving each one thrust before moving on to the next.
Man, it was awesome. Emily, Sarah, and Samantha all got drunk last night and let me pull a honeypot hopscotch on them.
by T-Bone 1980 April 21, 2017
This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.
by babysealclubsamich August 28, 2007
RANDOM: GURL ZANAYAH WAS JUST WITH KENNY LAST WEEK NOW SHE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.
by JIGGY TEE December 01, 2016
by bilnyethescienceguy696969 March 20, 2016
by JonCrematory August 08, 2011
Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.
After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"
by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 05, 2010