n. Someone who is a big deal either because of their phallical stature, or sheer size

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

Always rejecting someone who has been wanting to date you for a while.

Model-Plane flying and Linux-Loving super geek. He bounces when he walks and enjoys getting it on with more then one girl at once. People often mistake him for being in heat and he loves running around his home naked.

A thot. Usually a vice principal who won’t stop at anything to lecture you.