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A person who identifies as wanting to have sex after a long, long, long time without it.
When I was younger I was normal, now I am a hopefulsexual.
by TheWorldisFcD February 27, 2021
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A person who identifies as hoping to have sex again after a long time without it.
I used to identify as a normal person, now I identify as a hopefulsexual.
by TheWorldisFcD February 27, 2021
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