Person 1 “what do you think of Hope”
Person 2 “I think he’s a Tosser”
Hope Geldart “couldn’t of put it better myself broseph”
Person 2 “Hardy har har your fucking hilarious”
Person 1 “I think your okay hopefully she’ll come round for a catch up 1 day.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz