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bird tube. Must I say anything else?
Hooty: breathes hoot hoot!
Amity: If that bird tube ever speaks to me again, I'm going to destroy it.
by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A post-fellatio slap across the balls. Nine times out of ten, the recipient will emit a shrill hooting sound.

Also, it's a hoot.
Veronica: What're you getting Chase for V-Day this year?

Vanessa: A hooty, if he's lucky.
by hootytoot February 21, 2010
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Adjective, used to describe situations, places, people and so on which are likely to provoke amusement and excitement. Derives from the joyful hooting that will arise.
"That new film looks pretty hooty."
by Kilkrazy July 01, 2004
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1.Slang term for Marijauna
2.A Blunt rolled with a peach white owl, hence the name " Hootie ".
" Hey let's roll up some Hooties and fly."
by Brandon Chalmers June 13, 2006
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Female sex organ. My ex-wife said her momma taught her and her sister that term when they were little girls.
Wash your hooty good or the cat will follow you around all day.
by Master Morock January 30, 2005
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