When you’re so baked that when you go to take a hit, you just blow smoke back into the bong, because you’re so baked. You didn’t take a Hit, you took a Hoote.
Gal 1: *blows air into bong instead of taking a hit*

Gentleman: “you didn’t take a hit, you took a hoote.”
by Sprproprprorp April 20, 2018
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Taken from the owl-like pokemon, who also bears a resemblance to Paul
Paul, you are such a Hoot Hoot.
by dookiegoo February 01, 2005
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Somebody who is funny, a barrel of laughs, got a great sense of humour
Bordeaux Best Buyer is a hoot - his assistant is a hoot too!!
by shivax April 29, 2009
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Marijuana is sometimes referred to as "hoots." Having a "hoot" is also the same as having a "puff" of marijuana.
"Hey, buddy! Do you have any hoots?" I need a hoot real bad.
by where the wite wimmen at January 15, 2007
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Boston slang, describing when something is very ugly or distasteful
by Im Hammy September 14, 2020
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