Urban Dictionary: Hoot

Top definition

Somebody who is funny, a barrel of laughs, got a great sense of humour

Bordeaux Best Buyer is a hoot - his assistant is a hoot too!!

by shivax April 29, 2009

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Philosopher Stoned

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 03, 2012

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2

Marijuana is sometimes referred to as "hoots." Having a "hoot" is also the same as having a "puff" of marijuana.

"Hey, buddy! Do you have any hoots?" I need a hoot real bad.

by where the wite wimmen at January 15, 2007

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3

We had a hoot at the Monster Truck Rally.

by Peacedog January 29, 2004

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4

A very funny person.

That guy is such a hoot!

by elimpet July 14, 2006

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5

Damm bb gurl u makin me hoot

by Illuminatihotti666 December 07, 2016

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6

Slang (Noun): A woman's breasts.

Damn, she has nice hoots.

by Jon Tutino August 29, 2003

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