by G30RG3 R0$@$ April 22, 2011
A hyperactive, spastic fellow that has schizo-effective disorder and a janky smile, usually likes loud Chicago rap music and massive amounts of porn. A Hoosker is a great friend for a younger woman, but will be a crazy, good, naughty, complex,and eccentric lover as he ages. To clean a Hoosker a shared bath must be taken otherwise he might take a “bird-bath” once every 5-9 days. Usually has long blond hair worn in dreads or just curls. Origin usually Hungary. Mumbles a lot.
That mumbling Hoosker just ran last me wearing a pink flamingo and headed “that’s where she sleeps” what does that even mean??
by Unique whirring May 01, 2019
by Steve M (JettaStevo) November 28, 2005
by Smokey Mcnotpot September 17, 2006
an erotic sexual act, that involves high velocity spinning on a tire swing, while performing the spread eagle position,usually involving household condiments(relish,salsa,ketchup,jam,etc.)performed prominantly on fridays.
hank: hey cindy, hoosker tuesdays?
cindy: but its only thursday.
hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.
cindy: aw, too bad
cindy: but its only thursday.
hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.
cindy: aw, too bad
by seth engleman October 17, 2008
After the people in front of me completed their transaction and I stepped up to the self check-out kiosk I noticed that the choose payment method was still on the screen. It was then I realized that the previous customers has just pulled a hoosker doo.
by Mntnbikr September 08, 2012