Urban Dictionary: Hooman

A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs

Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u

by DogeItensifies March 17, 2015

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹

by Greencat38 October 27, 2020

Doggie 1 "my hooman is coot"
Doggie 2 "no my hooman is cootest

A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.

by HoosierGamer November 13, 2018

Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me
Skank 2: For realz?
Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night

by Skank 1 February 05, 2005

hey i dont think i can go to work today...i got recked by a Hooman last night

by rowfoiowrfjwo October 28, 2010

A guy who is usually Persian and is quite nice. He tends to be a bit arrogant but is sweet at the end of the day.

Hooman is a good sport.

by Raven cloak January 02, 2018