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The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)
The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".
I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
by MC Fumunda February 01, 2011
May 1 Word of the Day
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
by A7sa July 03, 2019