Urban Dictionary: Hookered

How most men lose there Virginity among other things like , there wifes, jobs, and money.

"Jeffrey lost everything due to a hooker and the fact that he left his cellphone on the hotel nightstand with his wifes number saved in it."

by Matt Celeste November 13, 2003

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what you hang your coat-er on

i'll put my coat-er on a hooker

by rich the l33t May 07, 2003

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girls mostly in corners, hitting on/harassing guys that drive by.. expecting to get some =)

Those hookers are harassing 40 year old men and there like 15!

by Mufasaa ;-) April 20, 2004

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pretty much a whore but cleaner

Does business out of the titty bar

by Jane Hooker June 22, 2005

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Usually the only hispanic woman in your neighbourhood. Might have a penis.

(This definition isn't good if you live in New York or Las Vegas.)

Jim; "This hooker has a penis."

Raoul; "Hey hombre, hands off my taco bro."

by ih8uplzdie December 18, 2004

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A play on words. Another way of saying "who cares"

Jim: Dude, Christie confessed to me in her drunkeness that she's been banging Todd for like 6 weeks now.

Roger: Hookers....I've been seeing this sweet ass stripper for like a month now and she's waay hotter.

by StynkStar September 02, 2006

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A woman who fucks (illegally) for money, usually men who are so lame that they can't get any girls.

My girlfriend left me and I was feeling horny, so I got a hooker

by Vir Fabula July 29, 2008

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