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The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.
Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.
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