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Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.
Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.
by HardHoof September 18, 2015
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"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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