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(pron. who-be dank-er)
-When the jeans you are wearing stick up a little and make it look like you have a mini wiener, usually for girls.
Ashley look at my hoobie-danker! that's why i hate wearing these jeans!
by heartbreaker96 January 28, 2010
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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