A severe condition in which a large orgy of men simultaneously go out and purchase copious quantities of costco bagels and children's clothes (especially of the princess variety). They then partake in a disney, pooh bear role-playing, sex pile, in which the bagels are lubricated and thrust violently into the anus.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.