"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

Did you see the way the Seargent was riding private Hage? Looked like an honorable discharge.

Stacy is ready to have kids. Fingers crossed that my honorable discharge last night makes it happen.