Christ, I've got honeymoon insomnia. I keep waking up all night.

I just didn't want to pull out I had honeymoon insomnia.
by Richard Kopf November 14, 2007
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A honeymoon salad: Lettuce alone. No dressing!
What are you two up to tonight?
- we're having a honeymoon salad.
???
- Lettuce alone. No dressing!
by LateNightLover January 05, 2018
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When you jizz in your newly Weds mouth and she spits it back in your mouth then you eat here pussy causing pregnancy
I gave my wife the honeymoon special last night.
by Donut8931 March 28, 2018
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20 yr old lana del rey fan with a mere 4,000 followers on tiktok, obsessed with thinking she’s famous, mutualing 13 yr olds, encouraging & enabling her many 13 yr old “fan pages” to bully kids off the app rather than blocking like a rational adult.
someone lied to honeymoon swan several times and told her that she was fly, hot & sexy & beautiful, and she’s nothing like that she’s nothing of the sort.
by pepsiputhy September 10, 2021
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Where the woman is on or has planned to be on her period on the night following her wedding (honeymoon) and enjoys the idea of playing in it with her husband as a fetish.
We are so crazy in love that we planned to Bloody honeymoon after our marriage, then we planned to truffle butter baby the week after!! YEA!!!
by adzy88 July 19, 2018
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