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Every teenage wigger drives one and thinks its the shit
wigger: YO dog that ride is the shit! Is that a roof scoop from canadian tires? DAAAAAAAMN!
by The_Dark_Side May 08, 2005
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A crappy, slow piece of shit. Driven by assholes who cruise McDonald's parking lots for pussy.
Ricer: Hey, you see that hot chick over there?

Ricer friend: Yeah. She'll love my Honda Civic, the stickers alone add a million horsepower. Enough to overcome its torque deficit.

Ricer: What torque deficit?

Ricer friend: Well the only torque it makes is from the weight of the flywheel... 20Nm.

Ricer: Oh great that guy in the HG Monaro 350 just took her!
by anonysmo November 30, 2007
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The best damned cars to ever be squeezed out of that little Island of Japan. fast, reliable, and efficient. The God car. Oh wait I'm sorry, I thought i was describing the Z.
whenever I drive past a Honda in my 280Z and rev my engine, they stop at nothing to "race" me from one stoplight to the next.
by Ralius July 12, 2005
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It’s a sex position where you get in on top of the Honda. Then pull out your erect cock, then put it inside the gas pipe. And start the engine.
Man I just THe Honda my wife’s car last night. Getting a divorce now
by Thebiggerboi December 14, 2017
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honda's are some of the most gayest cars in the world only asain's or mexican's and gay people drive them or are driven by ricers
dude why r u driving a honda
because im gay
by phil,asain November 19, 2011
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Manufacturer of extremely high performance motor vehicles such as the Fireblade (CBR1000) CBR600, Super Blackbird and the VTR1000.

With easy handling, modern styling and brutal power to rival or beat any other competing superbikes on the market. With a horsepower to weight ratio or nearly 1:1 it will completely disgrace most modern sports and production cars

Some examples. In Hp/Kg (Higher is better)

Honda Fireblade (1L i4)
176Kgs
169.5Hp
=0.96 Hp/Kg

2005 Dodge Viper (8.3L V10)
1547Kgs
500Hp
= 0.323 Hp/Kg

2002 Ferrari Enzo (6l v12)
1365Kgs
651Hp
= 0.47 Hp/Kg

Your dad’s 2005 V8 Commodore thats SO fast (5.7l V8)
1654kgs
335Hp
=0.202Hp/Kg

That’s right kids. Not only is it faster than a enzo and a viper by over 1s down the quarter mile. With such a small frontal area (Low Cd) It has a top speed to match too.
Kid: zomg my dads v8 is so fast no honda could ever keep up with it. v8s are the best!!!1!!1one!!1

Biker: That FBlade next to your daddy runs 10's... Allthough i have heard, Commodores, Correctly modified, With lots of traction ... Can run deep into the 14's! *Rolls eyes*
by squidward March 24, 2006
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