A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.
Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004
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Raised by a cup of cofee, the pride
of the peaches, "crying on the inside",
captain of the gravy train.
Homsar kicks ass.

by person yo-yo October 07, 2003
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The evolved form of Homeschool Winner. Is a song from the sixties. twas the pride of the peaches. The only friend to Strong Sad. His only friend is Strong Sad.
If you hate Homsar so much why don't you kill him?
by JADGUY November 13, 2003
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The captain of the Gravy Train, he is also master of Jenga-Jam. Sadly he lost his parents when young, most likely in a Jenga-Ship shanking incident, and was raised by a cup of coffee. Known in the past as a song from the 60's, and the Ghost of Christmas Past. He holds many parties, complete with refreshments and tree hugging.
I-i-i-i'm Hom-m-sar! Pishoo!
by Matt November 24, 2003
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Hi Wonder Mike, I'm Homsar - the captain of the Gravy Train! All Aboard! i put my best foot flowered. Pashoooo! Sure beats breakin' up with me! Don't look now, I'm just a friendly reminder! Ahhhhhhh! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Think I won the power ball.
Hey Reggie, is that Rhinocerus around?
I'm a sooong from the 60's. Ohh no! You shank my Jenga ship!
by Homsar August 03, 2004
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A hr character who appeared seconds after 'Vinnie C' accidently mispeled 'Homestar' in the second sb email.
By far, Homsar is the best. Had he not been born, all would fall.
by thelegendaryfightman July 10, 2004
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