Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
Describes the borderline gay things a straight man says, does, watches, or thinks. Someone who may not be a homo, but almost.
by Flyn Hawaiin January 16, 2010
3
Sure he seems overly concerned about his appearance and he's pretty "huggy" but his wife insists he's straight, he's just homost. bi metrosexual homosexual gender neutral
by uncledude February 11, 2015
5
someone you think might be gay but really isn't
The men who flirted with Travis were always disappointed to learn that he was married, and therefore a homost.
by sevenpeople December 01, 2009