Black man: "Dems are da people dat turned us in." White man: "Homie don' spit Ebonic yo." Black man: "Oh sorry sir I said those are the men that sent me to jail."

"Homie don' spit Ebonic yo" is the same as "No hablo español." for spanish

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”