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Even though asking questions here isn't right, we all got this idea from an OLD "cards.swf" file on the homestarrunner.com server. It's gone now, but when you flipped through a "deck of cards" in it with all the characters and their names, you came upon "The Unguraits" and finally, "Homeschool Winner," the rejected characters.
Homeschool Winner is sick of explaining stuff.
by Homeschool Winner September 27, 2003
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A character on Homestarrunner.com who only makes one appearence in the whole thing. He's in Bubs's Dancing video.
Hey kids, its the Homeschool Winner!Rock on!
by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003
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Nobody loves the Homeschool Winner. He doesn't share his ice cream with you.
by Yaanu August 29, 2003
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An unused character on homestarrunner.com. He is Homestar Runner's brother. Only appeared in a deck of cards (which is no longer on the website) and a game called Dancin' Bubs. Rumor has it that he would have been a Homsar-like character, but Homsar replaced him.
Homeschool Winner would have been a way cooler character than Homsar.
by Anymir February 13, 2004
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From www.homesterrunner.com
Homestar's brother who never became a real character.
No one knows the Homeschool Winner
by Nathan April 28, 2003
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Homeschool Winner is Homestar's little brother. He is skinnier, and a little taller, because he was into books and computers from his wee ages and didn't get out much. He's all into technology and is a nerd. He owns a Dell. He lives a little ways outside of Free Country, and doesn't visit often. He hosts his own e-mails at www.independenthomestar.com forums. He was also the target of an enlightening interview there, too.
I am Homeschool Winner.
by Homeschool Winner September 14, 2003
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