A person who is unable to find a significant other, or is exceptionally close to being in a relationship but fucks up for cowardly behavior.
by that_cheverlet_i_cant_afford December 17, 2018
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To pull a homer. "he won the lottery even though he thought he was buying grocerys when he bought the ticket"
by wordy hoe February 23, 2005
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(N.) Homer - The big, fat, balding Kwijibo, apelike character from The Simpsons. Also known as the American Bonehead.
(V.) Homer, Pull a - To suceed despite idiocy.
(V.) Homer, Pull a - To suceed despite idiocy.
I tried to juggle three bowling balls, only to have them drop onto my right foot, but first met my girlfriend in the Hospital, after they put some bandages on it. I sure did pull a Homer that day!
by G-Union August 16, 2003
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Magic Johnson slipped on the ground whilst carrying the basketball, andit flew out of his hands into the hoop.
"Looks like I pulled a Homer!"
"Looks like I pulled a Homer!"
by The Fat Emu May 21, 2003
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Homer Simpson gambled with many lives when he tried "Eny-miny-moe" one the deactivation button at the power plant, but guessed correctly. His statement "Looks as if I made a Homer!"
by GoguyJA May 06, 2003
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What sports announcers have nowadays. Hawk Harrelson, for example. Dude is just a cheerleader instead of an actual broadcaster.
Duane Kuiper, a broadcaster for the Giants, shows that he sucks at this job because of his homerism.
by UnderPressure September 19, 2006
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by mrrandomdude September 04, 2009
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