Urban Dictionary: Homer

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!

The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.

by ScoJo December 12, 2008

none needed

by jake November 13, 2003

by Tom Lasky March 03, 2007

A nice board dedicated to the simpsons, which can be found at www.nohomers.net.

I spend way too much time at the No Homers Club.

by SomeOne August 27, 2003

Some one who tells people to home, and especially keeps their children home, out of an excessive fear of Covid-19

The head of the teachers union is such a damn stay homer I doubt they’ll ever open the schools

by Random thoughts March 14, 2021

Javy Vazquez
Derived from nickname given to him by Yankee fans after constant home runs.Eventually traded for Randy Johnson

"Homer Blastquez gives up another 2-strike home run"
"Homer Blastquez sucks"

by YJF April 04, 2005

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020