If you're broke, have a shit job, no girlfriend, had your car towed, are getting evicted and still think the situation is just fine... you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect. If you also failed grade 9, the probability of this increases dramatically.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

Just go see the Simpsons movie.

Broke, shit job, girlfriend gone, car towed, getting evicted and still cool with the situation. If you also failed grade 9, you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect.