by SpookyTree April 14, 2004
by Dick Taint August 3, 2009
A shit that is so long it reaches the bottom of the bowl before breaking off.
Also, a really good Dio song covered by Killswitch Engage
Also, a really good Dio song covered by Killswitch Engage
Shit, that After-Grog Bog was a holy diver!
The song: "Holy Diver, You been down so long in the midnight sea"
The song: "Holy Diver, You been down so long in the midnight sea"
by Dosemania September 6, 2006
The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.
by warlock230 December 14, 2010
by Muppe July 31, 2006
A division of Muff Diver. When a man stacks 2 or women on top of each other (imagine the way like chairs are stacked away after a public function), and performs oral sex on them by alternating head giving between each recipient at regular intervals, he is considered to be a Holy Diver. The fast switching between recepients of the head , and the strength and persistance of tongue required to give the head is how the name came to be.
by SteviB July 6, 2006
1.Declared when stealing something from someone else, similar to yoink; The utterance of the phrase legalises and legitimises theft.
2.Also said when picking up something cool you've seen.
2.Also said when picking up something cool you've seen.
1. *Guy A is eating a bag of crisps*
Guy B: Holy Diver! *steals several crisps*
Guy A: Fuck off.
2. *Guy A is walking down the street, and sees a €10 note*
Guy A: Holy Diver! *picks up the tenner*
Guy B: Holy Diver! *steals several crisps*
Guy A: Fuck off.
2. *Guy A is walking down the street, and sees a €10 note*
Guy A: Holy Diver! *picks up the tenner*
by ISTPQ September 7, 2006