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1) An expression to show suprise or exclamation.

2) To smoke the reefer in a church
1) Holy Smokes! That's Cheyanne Silver in that porno.

2) You dogg, won't you come up in here and have ya some holy smokes wit ya brotha?
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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The special white smoke which comes out of the chimney of the Sistine Chapel indicating that a new Pope was elected.
Holy Smoke!...we have a new Pope!
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A term expressing excitement and urgency.
Robin: "Batman! The church is on fire!"
Batman: "Holy Smoke"
by Klatu February 10, 2010
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When you roll a joint with a 3 star hotel bible as the rolling paper.
What brand of rolling paper are you using ?

I’m using the Holy smoke
by Theperson93 October 21, 2019
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A sex position involving a guy or girl taking a big puff of weed, going down on their partner and eating them out for a good minute (whole holding in the smoke) before finally releasing the smoke into their partner. Note: The one receiving the oral sex must be a girl.
John: How was last night with Jenny, Tom?
Tom: It was amazing. She told me to eat her out, but I gave her a Holy Smoke also.
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