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When a person nailed to a cross ejaculates
Jesus just made a Holy Nut
by bigboisautism December 26, 2018
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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surprise and delight or any emotion really, used for subtitution for holy fuck holy shit... ect
"HolyNuts! I just found a $20 in my pocket"
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Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.
John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.
by LetThatNutLoose November 05, 2018
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Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.
Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me
by Danni daVito April 20, 2020
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