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1) Down too long in the midnight sea
2) The star of the masquerade
3) Sole survivor
Gotta get away, get away
Holy Diver
by SpookyTree April 14, 2004
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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A sexual act where the male makes the devil horn sign with his hand and inserts one finger in to the woman's vagina while inserting the other into her anus, and then proceeds to drum the beat of the DIO song "Holy Diver" on the woman's ass cheek.

This act is best done in with the female on her hands and knees with male kneeling behind her.
Friend 1: "Dude me and the girlfriend are going to try the holy-diver tonight!"

Friend 2: "Awesome! Be careful though, you don't want to be down too long in the midnight sea. Oh when you jump on the tiger make sure if you see stripes you know it's clean"

R.I.P. RONNIE JAMES DIO
by Center706 May 16, 2010
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One who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a women of the faith.
Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.
by Dick Taint August 03, 2009
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A shit that is so long it reaches the bottom of the bowl before breaking off.

Also, a really good Dio song covered by Killswitch Engage
Shit, that After-Grog Bog was a holy diver!

The song: "Holy Diver, You been down so long in the midnight sea"
by Dosemania September 05, 2006
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Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.
The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.
by warlock230 December 14, 2010
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Words used to express sudden surprises.
Dude 1: Holy diver! Check out that bitchin' cool Lego fortress
Dude 2: Yeah that was pretty neat
by Muppe July 31, 2006
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